What the Bokke and penis enlargements have in common

When J.K. Rowling wrote about you-know-who she forgot to mention you-know-where, i.e. Malibongwe Drive at 7 in the morning.

I usually steer clear of it at all costs but earlier this week I attended a conference at the Coca Cola Dome and HAD to travel along it to get there. So there I was, stuck in traffic. After having checked my phone (someone text me please!), read all the headlines and waved off what seemed like an endless line of street hawkers, selling everything from the latest Harry Potter DVD to blow up airplanes…because you never know when u might need a blow up airplane! One particular man caught my eye; he was passing out flyers that said BOKS 2011 in big green letters on them. Seeing as I hadn’t really done much in way of support for the 2011 World Cup I decided to ‘do my bit’ by reading a flyer…that’s right I’m behind u all the way Bokke.

When I unfolded the flyer I was greeted with the most fantastic bit of advertising EVER…that’s right EVER.  On the one side as I’ve already said the flyer said BOKS 2011, on the other side however was a advert for Prof. Delipiero promising not only to increase the size of my boobs…but also my bobs…sometimes a girl just needs a bob adjustment. Not only could Dr. Delipiero make all my dreams come true but he could: “bring back to see your enemies and make demands on them using a mirror.”—what a nice helpful guy! My GP has nothing on him, plus if my GP could advertise half as well as Dr. Delipiero he would have an even bigger holiday house.

Only in SA would someone use the national team to sell penis enlargements. On that note good luck to the Boks, may the force of Dr. Delipiero be with you.